3-Year Olds Say Funny Things

Things Libbi said when she was 3:

1. "What day in the Moon is it?"
2. "Her name is Kenzi McClaire Boulden"
3. That bug was ugly, like a bee, but not really and it was in my mommy's pants
   Could you go get me some toliet paper from that great bathroom down there?
4. "Look Mom, it's a Star Shark!" J "Don't you mean a Star Fish?!" L "Yeah, that's what I meant."
5. "Should we get Daddy some of that (Just for Men Hair Color) so he can marry you?!?"
6. "6 Minutes Ago I Have Gone Crazy!"
7. Don't I look Stylin' in my new sunglasses?
8. Very Cute.....Very Not Cute
9. "I"m getting Married, I'm getting Married?" K "Who are you going to marry?" J "Lib, Kjersti and Dan are getting married, but you will get a pretty dress too." Libbi cries like she was in trouble.
10. Can I have a dress that is butterflies and High School Musical?
11. Possibly those are not shoes and socks, possibly those are flip flops
12. "That is putting water in my brain!" (She was in the shower having her hair washed!)
13. "That's Ok Mom, Kjersti and Dan know how to get to Aggie Basketball!"
14. "Mom, remember not to talk to me in my princess dress, only in my clothes!"
15. "Rollo stop rolling, it's bedtime!"
16. "That man is in BIG TROUBLE!"
17. "Mom, look it's the Aggies, watch for Kjersti on the tv, she is always on the front row!"
18. "Can I send Grandma the silly face?"
19. "What is the apointment of this?"
20. "When you're finished straightening your hair, will you straighten mine so it can be long like yours?"
21. Bailey: "We are almost to the building with an "A" on it!" Libbi: "I know, 'A' is for the 'Aggies!' Utah State Hey Aggies....."
22. "Mommy, you need Hannah Montana Lickstick, 'cause you have long hair like Hannah Montana!"
23. "Wait Daddy, Just wait a minute, he's going to slide on his tummy like a penguin!"
24. "There you are Daddy, I was looking for you in the living room and the dining room, but not in Gram's room!"
25. "You get the besk of boat words!"
26. I need Lil Mermaid LickStick!
27. I want to be a good gourl and do cool things!
28. Mom, Carly likes Prentzls like me!
29. Mom, I can't wear this shirt, my elbows will be cold!
30. Look Mom, I made you a Gingerdread Man!
31. My Granpa calls me Radish Horse and I call him Crockamolie!
32. Daddy needs some more Crapin Crunch
33. Daddy, can we jam some Metallica in the truck?
34. Yee Haw! (At the most Random Times!)
35. Rain is Not Yucky Mommy, it's good!
36. "Can I have one of those treats with the paper on around it and the words on the top (as she pats her head)"
37. "Mommy, where is the mrote?"
38. "Could you Please, Please, ......."
39. Don't you talk back talk to me!
40. He forgot to give me a kiss!
41. "Mommy, why are you wearing your book sunglasses?"
42. "My curling iron doesn't like me!"
43. "Look, my hair is still cut!"
44. In her sleep..."I want a treat!"
45. It's not Aggie day, It's Park Day!
46. "I just want my snuggly to be splat!"
47. "I just want to play candyland, it's not messy and it doesn't have buttons, just cards and green and blue and yellow and red candyland monkey's."
48. "Put graby on my potato!"
49. "I want a hangaber, chicken nuggets, and french fries and my drink to be orange."
50. L:"Mom, I'm thirsty!" M: "I'm not stopping for slurpee's!" L: "I don't want a slurpee, I'M THIRSTY!"
51. "I don't like alligators and crocodiles, but I like gabage trucks, and police cars and firetrucks and dump trucks!"
52. "Just leave me aloneg!"
53. "Dusty, I want a green truck!" Dusty: "Libbi, I will find you a green truck." 2 days later "Dusty, you got a green truck!" Dusty: "I told you, I would buy you a green truck and here is your green truck!"
54. "It's gylastics on the 'lympics!"
55. "Look Mommy, balley balley is on the 'lympics!"
56. "We saw lots of big Rollo's, but not little Rollo's like mine. Mine is still a baby and Granma got off the elagators and the doors shutted and I was still in the elagator and when the doors opend Granma was gone and I was scared, here Granma, let's go swimming!"
57. "I am NOT a Princess Mommmy, I'm a BunnyTruck!" (The first person to figure out what a Bunny Truck is exactly will win a prize)
58. "Bob sleeps in Kenzi's room!" Said to Grandma Cynthia who was concerned about Bob. (Bob is Kenzi's alter ego and Kenzi is Kyle's little sister.)
59. "You should just go put these in the big black garbage can, that way I won't use them!" (Said after finding two of her FAVORITE Binki's

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