Five Year Olds Say Funny Things:

Since I'll be removing the side bar (because my once 5 year old is now 7) here are the things I want to remember:

"Dad, you'r hair is skinny!"

"Nobody ever watered my neck!"

"I don't want pancakes, I'll just have yogurt. Because last week, nobody would cut my pancake, I'll just have yogurt."

"What's a girl to do on a cold cold day without some warm tea?!?!"

"How come I only get to sleep a little bit every night?"

While I was finishing my walk/run on the treadmill, I told her how long it had taken me and the distance. She told me to do it again, because my numbers weren't big enough yet. She is the best motivator for me.
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At Wal-Mart, she wanted to buy grapes, but they were the old grapes that you either buy today or they throw away. So I told her those were some sad looking grapes. Later we walked past the produce that was fresh and she said, "Could we have those grapes? They aren't sad grapes, they are happy grapes!"

While doing her homework , which was to write her name on the straight lines 3 times and having a meltdown about it: "Mom, I can't write my name straight. While nobody was looking, Jayden (the little boy who is always in trouble for this or that at daycare and school) stole my straight line writing right out from underneath me!"